Little Annoyances in life

there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found 

there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit 

you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out 

you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you. 

someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes. 

a friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!" and then tells you to try some. 

you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around. 

you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. 

there's a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. 

Someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card. 

the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on. 

The phrase, "Believe you me." It just doesn't make sense.

Text talk - OMG, IDK, ILY should not be used in every day conversation...